Mother-in-Law Stupidity

The time to vote always creates chaos in my household. We have a democrat and a republican living under the same roof, both undeniably opinionated and hot-headed. And to add fuel to the fire, my mother-in-law thought her opinion counted in my household, to which I had to inform her otherwise. Many individuals in Maryland mistakenly thought the primary was being held this past Tuesday, when in fact, it will be February 12th. My mother-in-law is just stupid, which cannot be fixed, so she went to vote, found out she was too early, then continued on to my house.

First of all, in my mother-in-law prenup, I know it states that before any visits I must have proper notification, which is 48 hours. Drop-ins are not allowed. I have had this conversation with her many, many times and I think I need to get her signature on this contract for it to be more effective. My yelling, cursing and eye-rolling has no effect anymore. So after this latest episode of her showing up unannounced, she committed her next idiotic nuisance. She began talking. That was the idiotic nuisance. Keep in mind, stupid people should not delve into any political discussions. They look like an ass, and she already is an ass, so you get the picture.

She doesn't know why anyone would vote for Hillary; She doesn't know why anyone would vote for Obama; She doesn't know why anyone would vote for McCain; She doesn't know why anyone would vote for Romney or Huckabee; OK, who the hell was she going out to vote for? Pick a side dammit!

While expressing myself in an exuberant manner or what you all might call ranting and raving, I told her that some people should not be allowed to vote because they do not have our best interest at heart. There should be another category on the ballot that reads "I rescind my voter's registration card because I am stupid and do not understand what I am doing." My mother-in-law finally left, not fully comprehending what had transpired.

But then I thought to myself; What if she does fully comprehend what she is doing; Driving me insane! Is that the idea? I need to review my mother-in-law prenup and perhaps draft a post-nup.