Promotion at Work by a Stab in the Back

I wanted a promotion but was stuck in line behind this idiot who was hired before me.

I had to get rid of him to move into his position.

This freak of nature would not quit so a plan was devised.

I told him to call me on the weekend and I would help him with a problem project.

Since I didn't pick up the phone he called me twice. I told him sorry, I had an emergency and couldn't help. I've got his number on my cell phone twice.

Friday afternoon, I tell him to call me for help with the upcoming project. I would be avail all weekend.

He called me Sat, no answer. He called me Sunday, I gave him some pointers for 10 minutes.

Monday, I showed my boss my cell phone and said this freak was calling me during off hours.

Told my boss not to act on it just yet, but was just informing him that I was becoming uncomfortable.

The freak of nature brought me lunch and delivered it right in front of my boss. Seeds planted and this time I did not have anything to do with it.

Told my boss that freak of nature is always around me, makes me nervous.

In the end, about 2 weeks later, freak of nature is fired and I get his position.

I win again because I embraced my bitchiness!